What was the last lie you told???

I didnt get to work until 11am this morning and told the boss i had to have some emergency dental treatment for a chipped tooth, when in fact i was too hungover to get out of bed. The only thing is, i cant eat anything because he thinks i've had an injection, and now im bloody starving! (the lie has come back to bite me on the @ss)

What was the last lie you told???
I dont wanna sh@g you
Reply:Well, i said that u r beautiful to my univ professor.
Reply:idk. ive told the truth the past 3 days...since saturday. so i cant remember my last lie
Reply:your bum doesn't look fat in that dress
Reply:Hmmm... can't remember. It was a white lie, though. Nothing serious.
Reply:Last night, I told my bf I wanted time for myself... I actually went out with some friends that he hates... Not that it matters, they are my friends. But if I would've told him I was out with them, he would've made a HUGE deal and I would've never left the house
Reply:to my professor...
Reply:well lets see i missed school last week all 3 days...well in college you can miss only 3 days a semester........ive already missed 6 because of this so i told a lie to not get withdrawn...um i told them that my husband was arrested ansd my computer was tooken in for investigation along with the car and many other things......i could not believe they believed me.....the real problem was we were fighting and i left to another town...but i didnt want to be embarress m\by our fight so i made a huge lie omg! IMMA LIAR
Reply:I told my g/f that you are looking beautiful.
Reply:Poor baby. I really can't remember the last lie I told because I try not to practice lying.
Reply:".... in your mouth? .... Of course not!"
Reply:About five minutes ago i told my boss i was working!!!





lol





(he caught me laughing about the masterbation question!!)
Reply:i told a girl i was trying to chat up that i was an RAF pilot and my call sign was mutley as in dastardley and mutley
Reply:That I Never Lie.
Reply:i have never lied
Reply:I don't know.


Shame to say, but it's because I tell too many lies to pay attentions to any of them. One lie makes me to say another, it's a vicious circle. But I'm trying to stop.
Reply:my last lie...now hang on a sec..


oh I know...


I like your question.
Reply:okies you mean you had a good screw LOL
Reply:sorry to dissapoint you but i dont lie ha ha if you believe that
Reply:last lie.............. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


nope cant remembe. coz I never lie.


according to my religion telling lies z a sin. So Buddhists never tell lies. ( I meant real good Buddhists )
Reply:That i'm afraid not!!!!